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October 30, 2029
In 3 yearsYour steering wheel is just a glorified input device for sensors.
Professional road navigator (mostly diesel fumes and gravel)
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Autonomous crude transport without the sleep breaks.
brr.you▸ AUTOHAUL G-SERIES▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
navigates rutted lease roads without stopping
You haul crude oil from remote wellheads to pipeline terminals. You manage loading hoses and tight road navigation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a trailer fishtailing on ice before the sensors even twitch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Digital tank gauges remove the need for manual tape measuring.
Month 5
Robotic valves handle hose hookups at the wellhead and terminals.
Month 13
Lidar mapping captures every dangerous turn on your lease roads.
Year 2.1
Computers take over highway driving while you just monitor systems.
Year 3 · D-Day
The trucks drive themselves and you go home forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Variable
Roadside mud weight
Endless
Waiting at manifold
Your severance
A vintage trucker hat and a digital fuel voucher.
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