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Will AI replace Older Brother jobs? · Latest report #kkdpchun
Your job has an expiration date
September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsYou are a biological legacy system with zero clear documentation.
Professional gatekeeper of childhood secrets and bad advice.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
All the judgment, none of the baggage.
ow.youAI▸ SIBLINGSIM-9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
gaslights you into thinking it was your idea
You provide questionable advice and unsolicited protection while occasionally borrowing money you will never return.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who remembers exactly how we ruined the carpet in 2005.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
The AI starts sending unsolicited advice via group chat.
Year 5
Sensors track your habits to replicate your annoying personality.
Year 14
The machine generates forced nostalgia to gain your trust.
Year 27
The robot successfully claims it was always right.
Year 100 · D-Day
You are replaced by a more reliable, less condescending unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
9000+
unsolicited advice given
too much
money borrowed indefinitely
unlimited
emotional baggage capacity
Your severance
A sincere apology and a very old video game.
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