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March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsFeeding the masses endless breadsticks with the speed of a machine.
Master of the boiling vat and frozen sauce bag.
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The endless pasta bowl, truly endless.
no no noyou▸ PASTASTATION V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
dispenses infinite sauce with perfect consistency
You drop frozen pasta into boiling water and assemble pre-portioned sauces for dining room customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the boiling water is exactly the right temperature by the sound.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the exact boiling time of every noodle batch.
Month 10
Robotic arms handle the basket drops without burning a finger.
Year 1.9
Industrial dispensers replace your repetitive ladle movements.
Year 2.7
A ceiling-mounted gantry system builds the full plates.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The kitchen runs forever without a single human break.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
450 units
Pasta portions per hour
0 percent
Sauce spill rate
100 percent
Shift burnout score
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dry, lukewarm breadsticks.
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