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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsUnlimited breadsticks cannot outrun the inevitable march of the tablet.
Pasta peddler and professional breadstick air-traffic controller
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Pasta delivery without the forced small talk.
bzzt.youAI▸ GARDENBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers hot pasta at optimal temperature
You balance trays of pasta, refill infinite sodas, and deliver warm breadsticks to demanding tables on a schedule.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is about to complain about the salad ratio.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Tablets replace paper menus to gather diner data.
Month 5
Self-dispensing soda towers remove the refill duty.
Month 13
Ceiling sensors track table needs and food arrival.
Year 2.1
Rail-mounted pods bring pasta directly to the seat.
Year 3 · D-Day
The kitchen and dining room merge into a fully automated box.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
18000
Average steps per shift
45000
Breadsticks served annually
22
Fake smiles per hour
Your severance
One lifetime supply of frozen fettuccine alfredo
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