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Your job has an expiration date
November 10, 2030
In 4 yearsYour long, sun-scorched days of beating trees are numbered by machines.
Professional branch-shaker and amateur sun-chaser.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Harvesting at high speeds, rain or shine.
help!you▸ DRUPE-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
shakes every tree in the grove simultaneously
You shake thousands of branches by hand and gather falling olives. Automation will shake and collect them instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the perfect ripeness of an olive by sight alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your grove to calculate the optimal shaking pressure.
Month 12
Self-rolling tarps replace the manual labor of laying out sheets.
Year 2
Robotic limbs apply targeted vibrations to dislodge only ripe fruit.
Year 3
Computer vision rejects all twigs, rocks, and leaves instantly.
Year 4 · D-Day
The Drupe-Bot cleans the entire grove while you watch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
12 trees
Trees shaken per hour
2 liters
Average sweat rate
15 percent
Olive yield loss
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium store-bought olive oil.
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