Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Olive Picker jobs? · Latest report #wpbwze8z
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour ladder is a relic and your hands are slow inventory managers.
Professional branch-wrangler and seasonal sun-seeker.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Shaking trees into early retirement.
wheee!you▸ ARBORHARVESTER GEN-4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
strips entire groves before sunrise
You climb ladders to manually strip drupes from gnarled branches. You sort them by size, ripeness, and quality.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much resistance a branch gives before it snaps.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Drones create a 3D map of every branch and stem.
Month 12
Hydraulic shakers test frequency limits to dislodge only ripe fruit.
Year 2
Robotic grippers mimic hand-stripping without bruising the olive skin.
Year 3
Small crawling machines navigate uneven terrain better than human feet.
Year 4 · D-Day
The harvest finishes before you even wake up for work.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
400
Trees shaken per hour
12 percent
Human damage to bark
0.1 percent
Bruised fruit rate
Your severance
A plastic rake and a coupon for olive oil.
Discussion
