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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Ollama Farmer jobs? · Latest report #q6jxzjef
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April 29, 2027
In 6 monthsHarvesting bits instead of crops while pretending you own the server.
Amateur AI whisperer (mostly just running scripts off GitHub)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated model grooming for the lazy local dev
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optimises your weights while you sleep
Managing local LLM weights, fine-tuning models on scraped data, and babysitting container runtimes until they inevitably crash.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically unplug the server when the model starts hallucinating weird things.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Your local weights move to a managed, invisible cloud instance.
Week 8
Smart agents choose the best quantization for your hardware automatically.
Month 3
The command line interface is replaced by a simple toggle.
Month 5
Your loud graphics cards are recycled into useful office heater units.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are invited to stop pretending you are an AI engineer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
Unlimited
Tokens per second
Zero
Hours spent debugging CUDA
Metric tons
GPU heat wasted
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud-based GPU clusters
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