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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthWhy train for four years when a rig can jump higher?
Professional full-time endurance specialist, amateur oxygen consumer.
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sprints faster than your physical limits allow
You spend years perfecting muscle memory and physical endurance for a fleeting moment of peak performance. We disagree.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely feel the hollow misery of losing a race in your soul.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your movement to digitize every inefficient muscle contraction.
Month 6
AI-assisted training suits correct your form during every single practice.
Month 17
Lab-grown fiber bundles begin to outperform human muscle density.
Year 2.5
Regulators approve the first non-biological entries for track events.
Year 4 · D-Day
The podium is permanently reserved for chassis-based competitors only.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
Suboptimal
Peak Human Output
Zero
Training Hours Required
0.0001%
Refractive Error Rate
Your severance
A participation trophy and a bus pass.
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