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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour footwork is elegant, but hydraulics don't need to breathe.
Professional face-puncher, expert in cardio and concussions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision impact, zero ego, infinite stamina.
glub.youAI▸ HEAVYHIT-BOT V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
delivers frame-perfect counterpunches every time
Training for peak physical conditioning and executing complex striking patterns against unpredictable human opponents.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational, beautiful human drive to stand up when you are hurt.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 5
Smart vision systems map all human movement patterns into data.
Month 16
Piston-driven arms replicate the speed of human professional strikers.
Year 2.2
Robotic cells allow machines to practice without needing a coach.
Year 3.2
High-speed processors anticipate every possible punch trajectory instantly.
Year 4 · D-Day
The arena lights dim for humans and turn on for machines.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
1800 ms
Average punch speed
0.002 seconds
Reaction time
10000 plus
Training hours lost
Your severance
A one-year supply of frozen peas and ice packs.
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