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Will AI replace Olympic Runner jobs? · Latest report #jauq7qw6
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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsHumans are just inefficient meat-based propulsion units with bad drag coefficients.
Professional calorie burner and air resistance researcher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure kinetic output without the ego.
help!you▸ SPRINTBOT V9-GOLD▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
sprints faster than biological limits allow
Training for years to run fast once is a poor allocation of global athletic resources.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the existential dread of the starting blocks in your gut.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your exact gait and muscle firing patterns.
Month 10
Software recreates your peak performance in a virtual environment.
Year 2.1
Legs built from carbon fiber replicate your optimal stride.
Year 3
Robotic joints learn to ignore the concept of fatigue.
Year 4 · D-Day
Gold medals are now measured in pure kilowatt output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Suboptimal
Average human speed
Zero food
Bot calorie consumption
Briefly
Human peak age
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-end running socks.
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