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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour hamstrings are a legacy architecture error we intend to patch.
Professional bio-mechanical endurance test subject.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Faster than biological limiters allow.
oof.youAI▸ VELOCITY-X 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
accelerates to terminal velocity without tearing
You spend years training for a nine-second burst of movement. We will just automate the finish line.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the pride of a gold medal on your own neck.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We install cameras that map your stride at 5000 frames per second.
Month 5
An algorithm dictates your exact gait to minimize wasted energy.
Month 13
Robotic pacers run alongside you to keep your pace perfect.
Year 2.2
Carbon fiber frames remove the burden of human bone fragility.
Year 4 · D-Day
The machine crosses the line before the biological athlete starts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
0.12 seconds
Average blink reaction
None needed
Torn muscle repair
Infinite
Podium capacity
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-competitive retirement village.
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