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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou turn chlorine into fame, but my motors turn faster.
Professional water-displacement expert with gold-medal aspirations.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drowning the competition with perfect buoyancy.
bzzt.youAI▸ HYDROPROPULSION ALPHA-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
maintains perfect streamline through the turn
Training thousands of laps to shave milliseconds off a time in a chlorinated pool.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the strange, wet courage to face a lane alone at 5 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors in the lane wall replace human stopwatch tracking.
Month 6
Wearables suggest perfect stroke pacing to optimize every calorie.
Month 16
Computers calculate the drag of your suit and body frame.
Year 2.1
Robotic wave generators force you to match the optimal speed.
Year 3 · D-Day
The sleek, turbine-powered pod wins the heat effortlessly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
near zero
drag coefficient
sub-millisecond
turn duration
automated
pool maintenance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium chlorine-free goggles.
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