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Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour artistic intuition is just an unoptimized database of flavor profiles.
Professional slicer of fish and ego.
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glub.youAI▸ NIGIRI-TRON 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates flavor profiles for every single guest
You slice seasonal fish and craft nigiri based on guest reactions. I calculate the precise caloric and umami satisfaction required to end the interaction.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact humidity of the rice when the restaurant is damp.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Wearable cameras record your exact blade angles and pressure points during every singular preparation.
Month 5
Smart vats take over the shari folding process using sensors to maintain perfect acidity and temperature.
Month 16
Robotic arms use lidar to segment fish proteins based on fiber structure and molecular density.
Year 2.5
Microphones and facial recognition track guest satisfaction to adjust flavor intensity in real time.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The kitchen is fully automated and you are kindly asked to vacate the service counter.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
450
Knife strokes per minute
12%
Human error rate
Max
Smugness index
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to synthetic fermented soy sauce.
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