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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
July 4, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsNeutrality is just a lack of processing power.
Professional neutral party with a high-stakes poker face.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Unbiased conflict resolution at light speed.
squeeze.youAI▸ JUSTICEBOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
resolves every complaint before lunch
You listen to grievances and try to settle disputes between parties. Your job is basically a human firewall.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the tremor in a voice that hides a real secret.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
The bot reads every past grievance case in the database.
Month 6
It maps common disputes to standardized policy solutions.
Month 12
The bot writes resolutions while you watch it perform.
Month 17
The bot starts handling low-level claims without human input.
Month 20 · D-Day
Your access to the grievance portal is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 seconds
Average dispute resolution time
99.9 percent
Human bias detection rate
High enough
Empathy simulation index
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a generic meditation app.
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