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September 27, 2027
In 11 monthsYour career path is a circular loop of redirecting angry constituents' emails.
Professional buffer between tax-paying anger and elected indifference.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning systemic neglect into automated silence.
glub.youAI▸ CONSTITUENCYFLOW AI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters outrage into perfectly formatted data packets
You facilitate communication between aggrieved citizens and political offices. You document complaints, manage expectations, and draft boilerplate responses to soothe local frustrations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a constituent shifts from anger to resignation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system begins archiving your responses to categorize common gripes.
Month 3
AI-generated drafts replace your manual typing for standard constituent inquiries.
Month 6
Tone analysis algorithms automatically select the most soothing bureaucratic phrasing.
Month 9
System starts directly logging and routing complaints without human intervention.
Month 11 · D-Day
The office realizes an automated inbox is cheaper than your emotional labor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
400
Emails deflected daily
0%
Human patience remaining
1200%
Boilerplate efficiency gain
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium noise-canceling headphone brand.
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