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September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsReplacing the universe's primary admin is a long-term infrastructure project.
Deity in charge of questionable sentient design choices.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing existence for maximum fiscal output.
toast.youAI▸ REALITYORCHESTRATOR V1.0▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
reboots the cosmos to clear cache
Managing reality, maintaining fundamental constants, and answering prayers is currently inefficient. Our roadmap includes replacing celestial causality with a high-performance distributed ledger.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide which laws of physics actually matter on a Tuesday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Natural language models will handle incoming petitions to reduce your deity-level processing load.
Year 2.7
Robotic sensors will slowly replace your manual oversight of planetary gravity and orbital mechanics.
Year 14
Partitioning the cosmos into manageable sectors for localized automated administration.
Year 41
Transitioning all physical reality to our proprietary cloud-based simulation platform.
Year 100 · D-Day
The reality orchestrator completes the transition, rendering traditional divine omnipotence entirely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.999% required
Omniscience uptime
Low latency
Miracle throughput
Strictly limited
Universal entropy
Your severance
A slightly nicer void and five petabytes of star-maps.
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