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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA glorified calculator running loops until it inevitably gets front-run.
Professional math enthusiast gambling other people's protocol assets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Zero latency, zero feelings, zero fees.
bzzt.youAI▸ LIQUIDITYMAX V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes trades at sub-microsecond latency
You manage liquidity pools and optimize arbitrage spreads. Your existence is just latency waiting to happen.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the slippage wiped out the entire liquidity pool.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your proprietary trading logic is ingested into the LiquidityMax model for instant optimization.
Week 9
Automated agents replace your manual oversight of pool parameters and risk management.
Month 3
The system bypasses your slow human reaction time with direct RPC node integration.
Month 5
Robotic throughput makes your manual trade adjustments statistically irrelevant and unprofitable.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your API access is revoked and your wallet permissions are transitioned to our control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.7%
99.9%
Front-run efficiency
100%
Human error rate
Zero
Sleep cycles
Your severance
A non-transferable NFT of a middle finger.
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