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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour personality is just a variable that costs money to train.
Professional party-starter, spreadsheet-dependent hype generator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect pours, zero wasted swag, infinite patience.
help!youAI▸ BEVPROMOTE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers branded merch with perfect eye contact
You hand out branded swag and pour samples at bars. Automation will do it with better consistency.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge exactly when a patron has had enough to stop serving them.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart apps replace your verbal brand sales pitch.
Month 5
Vending units handle sample distribution without human oversight.
Month 13
Robotic arms restock swag displays based on real-time data.
Year 1.9
Computer vision models monitor drinking patterns to flag intoxication.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The unit finishes its shift and requests a system update.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
450 units
Samples poured per hour
99.9 percent
Swag conversion accuracy
100 percent
Human charisma bypass rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of empty branded shot glasses.
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