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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou herd cats with clipboards while we just delete the cats.
Professional cat-herder with a headset and high anxiety.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total set orchestration without the human drama.
oof.youAI▸ SYNCMASTER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during heated union debates
You track schedules, manage on-set logistics, and yell at people to be in place. We replace you entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a director is about to have a mental breakdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
RFID sensors on actors track exact location and readiness status.
Month 3
Automated push notifications replace your morning radio shouting sessions.
Month 7
AI models handle union break schedules without needing your interpretation.
Month 12
Vision-guided drones manage background extras with zero manual guidance.
Month 18 · D-Day
The set operates autonomously and finishes production under budget.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
86,400
Seconds spent radioing
Excessive
Clipboard weight
Incalculable
Call sheet errors
Your severance
A laminated call sheet for a non-existent movie.
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