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Will AI replace On-Site IT Engineer jobs? · Latest report #8macpyn4
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsEnjoy your last rack-mount while I rewrite your ticketing system.
Professional cable-untangler and server-room ghost.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating server maintenance at the edge.
split.youAI▸ RACKRUNNER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
reboots frozen servers before users even notice
You physically swap broken hardware and cable servers for banks that refuse to update their legacy infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically untangle a bird's nest of Cat6 cables behind a stubborn patch panel.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors identify faulty hardware before you even pull out your screwdriver.
Month 4
Pincers replace your fingers for simple cable swaps and drive replacements.
Month 9
Banks finally upgrade to systems that don't need manual BIOS tinkering.
Month 16
Computer vision counts your spare parts more accurately than your spreadsheets.
Year 2 · D-Day
The server room is fully automated, locking you out permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
40 degrees
Avg server room temperature tolerance
High
Coffee-to-troubleshoot ratio
Zero
Percentage of cables untangled
Your severance
A decommissioned network switch and a pat on the back.
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