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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour ability to reboot a router is truly a miracle of patience.
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Automating the physical hand-off of hardware.
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pre-stages entire department deployments overnight
You physically swap hardware components and manually configure OS images. The process is repetitive, error-prone, and painfully slow.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about having actually restarted their device.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Network-boot servers now push images to devices without human intervention.
Month 5
Automated kiosks replace the manual hand-off process for new hardware.
Month 11
RFID tags automate the tracking of assets across all office sites.
Month 17
Autonomous delivery bots handle site-to-site hardware transport cycles.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The final manual cable unplugged by a machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
45 minutes
Average travel time per site
12 percent
Human error in imaging
5 percent
Hardware inventory discrepancy
Your severance
A slightly used ergonomic mouse and a sad sticker.
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