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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsEnjoy fixing those keyboards while the printers still pretend to work.
Midtown monitor-swapper and professional Outlook therapist.
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unplugs the router to fix everything
You troubleshoot office hardware and Outlook glitches for finance workers. You spend all day fixing printers and monitors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern the difference between a real server crash and a user error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart bots resolve simple password resets without human intervention.
Month 4
Self-service hardware lockers replace the need for walk-up support.
Month 8
Building-wide sensor arrays identify and alert on cable faults.
Month 13
Software agents patch and fix Outlook issues before the user notices.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final technician is replaced by a roving maintenance robot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
84 percent
Outlook errors ignored
12 daily
Monitors swapped
Infinite
Keyboard spills cleaned
Your severance
A one-year supply of compressed air cans.
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