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Will AI replace On Site IT Technician jobs? · Latest report #22uva9gx
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsEnjoy being the human bridge between broken cables and sad printers.
Desk-crawling expert with a high tolerance for ignorance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing the hardware so you don't have to.
help!youAI▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
reboots the entire network before coffee
You crawl under desks to replace Ethernet cables and reset frozen workstations for impatient office staff.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a printer is about to break just by its hum.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors identify failing hardware before you even know it broke.
Month 6
Self-healing scripts reset frozen applications without any human intervention.
Month 12
Click-and-swap office gear replaces custom, hard-to-fix computer assemblies.
Month 19
A small robot rolls to the desk to diagnose local issues.
Year 2 · D-Day
The site network is now fully managed by the autonomous server-rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
14
Average desk crawls daily
92%
Users who lied about restarting
6 cups
Coffee consumption per shift
Your severance
A legacy mousepad and a dusty Ethernet cable.
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