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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsTurning your high-touch relationships into low-latency API calls.
Professional hand-holder for the digitally hesitant.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy for the tech-averse.
blub.you▸ ONBOARDER-BOT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calms elderly clients with synthesized warm tones
You guide new users through software setup. You manage thirty active accounts over thirty-day cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a client loses faith in the software interface.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 5
Smart sequences start sending perfectly timed instructions to your clients.
Week 6
Interactive screens replace your live calls with adaptive video tutorials.
Month 3
Forms automatically validate and import client setup information without you.
Month 4
Patterns in support tickets are fixed by predictive system updates.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your account management login is revoked and the bot goes live.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4.2x faster
Account churn velocity
100 percent
Human emotional fatigue
infinite
Personalised email templates
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you no longer support.
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