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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning cancer data into slide decks is a task for machines.
High-level strategist of bar charts and quarterly goals.
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Automated strategy without the meetings.
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generates strategy reports while you sleep
Synthesize oncology treatment data to guide marketing goals and sales strategy. You make PowerPoint decks sound like science.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific dance of looking busy during a pointless marketing review.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software replace manual Excel reporting for brand goals.
Month 4
Language models write the quarterly slide decks for sales teams.
Month 8
Automated systems flag relevant oncology data changes in real time.
Month 13
Predictive algorithms set the sales goals without human input.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system fully manages marketing strategy and internal communication.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
450 decks
Slides produced per quarter
1200 words
Buzzwords per strategy deck
85 percent
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
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