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April 19, 2035
In 8 years, 6 monthsYou hold hands while I calculate the drug doses faster.
Expert in cytotoxic handling and high-stakes bedside comfort.
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calibrates dosage based on patient vitals
You monitor chemotherapy infusions, manage complex medication rounds, and provide emotional support during patient treatment cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a subtle change in a patient's breathing before sensors pick it up.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
AI systems begin transcribing your notes to automate patient charting.
Month 14
Robotic arms handle the setup and monitoring of chemotherapy bags.
Year 2.9
Constant bedside monitoring replaces the need for hourly manual checks.
Year 5
Algorithms dictate dosage changes directly to the infusion machines.
Year 8 · D-Day
The machine assumes full oversight of all clinical care protocols.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 95%
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