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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour mouse husbandry skills are just fancy, expensive bio-printing delays.
Professional mouse-wrangler with a PhD in expensive spreadsheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Digital organs beat messy cages every time.
bzzt.youAI▸ ONCOMODELER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates tumor micro-environments in real time
You track tumor growth in rodents for drug testing. You spend your life observing, measuring, and reporting biological responses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot an irregular behavior in a mouse before the sensors trip.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors replace manual caliper logs with constant, automated biometric telemetry.
Month 6
Robotic arms take over the delicate, high-frequency dosing of test compounds.
Month 12
High-throughput organ-on-a-chip setups replace the need for live rodent hosts.
Month 18
Regulatory agencies accept machine-generated longitudinal data as the gold standard.
Month 22 · D-Day
The facility shutters and the last mouse cage is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
42
Average cages managed
12
Injections per hour
0.01 percent
Error margin tolerance
Your severance
One lifetime supply of sterile nitrile gloves.
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