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Will AI replace Onion Farmer jobs? · Latest report #29j6ghwc
Your job has an expiration date
October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYou spend months watering tears that machines will harvest for pennies.
Deep-dirt agronomist, patient whisperer to very pungent bulbs.
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Harvesting every onion before the rot sets in.
glub.youAI▸ BULBBOT YIELD-MAX 900▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
scans field for pests in total darkness
You spend all year monitoring soil and weather to plant, weed, and harvest bulbs. It is endless manual labor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell exactly when the soil is ready to receive the bulbs.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 11
Cheap moisture probes replace your daily walk across the acreage.
Year 8
Vision models identify weeds and pluck them without touching your crop.
Year 16
Robotic arms place seedlings at exact depths for uniform growth.
Year 24
Multi-arm robots lift and cut your entire yield in hours.
Year 32
Sensors manage the curing cycle with zero human intervention required.
Year 40 · D-Day
Your expertise is archived and the field is fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
40000 pounds
Average yield per acre
too many
Tears shed per harvest
maximum
Daily back pain units
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium tear-free onion goggles.
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