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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou are just a human webcam stand with better fashion choices.
Professional card-shuffler and digital-chat-moderator for the house.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect deals, zero personality, infinite uptime.
splat.you▸ DEALERSTREAM AUTO-DEALER 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes toxic players before they finish typing
You manage live card tables and interact with chat screens while cameras broadcast the game to remote players.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a player is on a bad tilt and offer genuine empathy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
High-speed sensors start capturing card values for automated processing.
Month 5
Robotic decks replace your hands for faster, error-free dealing.
Month 10
Smart filters take over your duty of banning toxic players.
Month 15
Digitally rendered dealers begin hosting games to lower studio costs.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The final live camera is turned off permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
8 hours
Average smile duration
450
Cards shuffled per hour
12
Players blocked for swearing
Your severance
A deck of cards and a blurry screenshot.
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