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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour conjugations are predictable, so a script will replace you tomorrow.
Grammar stickler, Zoom addict, professional silent-pause filler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fluency without the awkward video call silence.
toast.youAI▸ LINGUIST-BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics authentic french sarcasm perfectly
You drill grammar, correct pronunciation via video calls, and provide feedback on written exercises. Soon, an app does.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a student is using a translator tool.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent handles the basic grammar drills and common mistakes.
Month 4
Real-time speech analysis corrects pronunciation errors before you can blink.
Month 7
Essays are graded by a model that recognizes sarcasm and intent.
Month 10
The bot learns exactly which French sub-topics cause students to quit.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your student roster is migrated to a server that never sleeps.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
8 minutes
Average student attention span
450
Verbs you teach to death
0.3 seconds
Correction latency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium language app.
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