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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour forced charisma is just a latency issue for our servers.
Professional listener and wheel-spinning enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite energy, zero ego, constant uptime.
ow.youAI▸ LIVEHOST-CORE 4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
maintains eye contact with everyone simultaneously
You chat with players while spinning wheels or dealing cards. The machine just does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a player stops enjoying the game.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Sensors map your facial expressions to build the base personality model.
Week 12
The AI learns to mimic your exact tone and catchphrases.
Month 7
An automated host takes over the low-traffic hours at 3 a.m.
Month 11
Algorithms filter player chat to generate instant, witty replies for hosts.
Month 14 · D-Day
The studio lights go dark and the digital host takes the screen.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4 hours
Average smile holding time
too high
Coffee consumption rate
100 percent
Fake enthusiasm level
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our lower-tier ad-supported games.
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