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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou are just a human barcode scanner moving through narrow aisles.
Professional aisle walker and cart wrangler.
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split.youAI▸ SHELFBOT SCOUT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes route through grocery aisles
You walk the aisles of the store to pick items for customer orders and stage them for pickup.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a customer is actually joking about needing help.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Autonomous carts follow shoppers to scan items automatically.
Month 7
Cameras track shelf levels to eliminate your manual checking.
Month 14
Small robots pull items from shelves into your totes.
Month 20
Robot swarms clear all orders before the store opens.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
All human foot traffic is permanently restricted from aisles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
22,000
Steps taken daily
3 per shift
Accidental item drops
400 percent faster
Robot picking speed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired store-brand granola bars.
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