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December 13, 2027
In 14 monthsYour patience is expensive and your knowledge is now a database.
Professional explainer of things kids pretend to understand.
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Unlimited patience, zero coffee breaks.
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Explaining complex scientific concepts over video calls and grading student assignments while managing varying levels of academic interest.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops listening by the look in their eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI creates custom slides and quizzes based on student learning gaps.
Month 4
Software instantly scores homework and identifies common student conceptual errors.
Month 8
An AI face replaces your own on the video call.
Month 12
The AI answers student questions faster than any human possibly could.
Month 14 · D-Day
The student learns better from a bot that never feels impatient.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
7 minutes
Average student attention span
1.5 mugs
Coffee consumed per session
Infinite times
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