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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour webcam's red light is the only thing validating your existence.
Professional Zoom-background enthusiast and mute-button enforcer.
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Infinite patience, zero grading fatigue.
split.youAI▸ EDUBOT PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes unruly virtual breakout rooms instantly
You manage virtual classrooms, grading digital assignments and staring at rows of unresponsive black tiles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is actually crying instead of just having lag.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors verify eye contact and keyboard activity logs.
Month 3
AI avatars deliver lectures with zero vocal hesitation.
Month 7
Grading algorithms replace your manual review process.
Month 12
Algorithms tailor curriculum to each student's pace.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your digital account is deactivated, and lessons run autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
11 seconds
Avg student attention span
42
Mute button clicks per hour
98%
Grade inflation index
Your severance
One free trial of a competitor's language app.
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