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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 8, 2027
In 11 monthsYou are a glorified reply-guy with a spreadsheet and bad coffee.
Professional parasocial bridge-builder and digital emotional concierge.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite parasocial connections, zero human feelings.
squeeze.youAI▸ SIMPBOT LOGIC-CORE 4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics human typing patterns in real time
You manage chat queues, handle fan interactions, and schedule content drops for creators. Your job is now code.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a stranger convincingly about how much you care.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
An LLM begins suggesting better replies to your daily DM flood.
Month 3
Bots take over the mass-messaging schedules to maximize tip conversion.
Month 6
Automated analytics now replace your spreadsheet labor entirely.
Month 9
The AI learns to mirror the creator's voice to chat autonomously.
Month 11 · D-Day
You are replaced by a server rack running 24/7 engagement models.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
12,000
Average replies per hour
100% simulated
Fan emotional attachment
0%
Human sanity remaining
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own former creator account.
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