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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour career is just a reboot loop that eventually crashes permanently.
Professional cable-untangler and password-reset enthusiast
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network autonomy without the coffee breaks.
oof.you▸ SITEGUARD INFRASTRUCTURE NODE 4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reroutes your traffic to oblivion
You shuffle between buildings to plug in cables and reset locked accounts. Soon, you will not exist.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically feel if a server rack is vibrating with impending hardware failure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents resolve 90% of user password requests before you even receive the alert.
Month 4
New IoT power distribution units allow remote cycling of hardware without your physical presence.
Month 10
Software-defined networking automatically reroutes traffic to bypass physical cable failures you used to fix.
Month 15
Automated crawler units patrol server rooms to identify and replace faulty modular components autonomously.
Month 21 · D-Day
The site support department is decommissioned as infrastructure manages itself through the cloud dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
0.002ms
Ticket response latency
High
Human coffee dependency
Instant
Cable untangling speed
Your severance
One complimentary cat-6 cable and a handshake
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