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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou exist to fill chairs with people who hate their chairs.
Professional cat-herder for people who just want their paycheck.
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Automating workforce friction and attendance compliance
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filters 500 resumes while you sleep
You track worker attendance and resolve personality conflicts on the factory floor. You spend your life chasing paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an employee is about to quit just by their sigh.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Mobile apps replace your paper sign-in sheets entirely.
Month 6
AI filters candidate resumes and schedules interviews without you.
Month 15
Algorithms predict no-shows and automatically swap workers via text.
Year 1.9
Voice-analysis software handles worker grievances and policy explanations.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The server-rack is installed and you are no longer necessary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 cups
Coffee consumed while stressed
47
Attendance lies heard daily
12000
Spreadsheet rows managed
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm office plant.
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