Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Onsite Technical Support Specialist jobs? · Latest report #756jrgqe
Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour cable management is impressive, but my sensors don't need snacks.
Professional cable-tamer and professional hardware-juggler.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Permanent connectivity, zero human intervention.
bzzt.youAI▸ ARENAOPS HUB V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reroutes live traffic without dropping a packet
You crawl under desks to patch network jacks and swap broken hardware during live events. I just don't.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a failing switch by the smell of ozone before the logs trigger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors are installed on every port to track traffic patterns.
Month 7
Auto-labeling and modular rack systems eliminate manual tracking needs.
Month 15
Micro-drones enter tight spaces to swap modular hardware units.
Year 1.9
Network switches self-heal and re-route traffic without human patching.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Onsite human presence is restricted for security and insurance reasons.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
14 minutes
Average crawl space recovery time
99.9% uptime
Cable mess troubleshooting accuracy
hourly
Snack break frequency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the stadium Wi-Fi.
Discussion
