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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your complex world into a neat little list of nothing.
Professional label-maker for the chronically indecisive.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Categorizing reality faster than your brain can blink.
pop?you▸ TAXON-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reclassifies the entire enterprise into a spreadsheet
You build taxonomies and hierarchies for machines. You name things so databases can actually find them.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who truly believes these definitions will hold up tomorrow.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI reads every existing taxonomy file you have ever authored.
Month 3
Smart models start suggesting labels for your unstructured data blocks.
Month 6
The machine stops asking for your approval on new definitions.
Month 10
Software collapses all your sub-categories into a single flat list.
Month 14 · D-Day
The machine deletes your user account and rebrands the dictionary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4000
Terms sorted per day
6 liters
Coffee consumed per taxonomy
Infinite
Arguments about semantics
Your severance
One free subscription to a blank digital notebook.
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