Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Open Source Developer jobs? · Latest report #gc4excs6
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou write code for free so corporations don't have to pay.
Senior Repo-Maintainer (mostly complaining about documentation).
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated pull request rejection engine.
squeeze.youAI▸ GITHUB-GHOST V9.4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automerges broken dependencies into your build
You manage dependency trees and merge complex pull requests for software that nobody wants to actually support.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a obscure legacy library will break in production without reading the logs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Models scan your repos to understand every single dependency.
Month 3
Bots start pushing security fixes directly to your master branch.
Month 6
Software agents automatically accept and merge all incoming contributions.
Month 10
The AI ghost maintainer silences all human users in issues.
Month 14 · D-Day
All your repositories are locked and managed by corporate servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
14 days
Average pull request wait time
4,209
Unpaid feature requests pending
99%
Hours spent arguing over license
Your severance
A badge on your profile that says 'Contributor'.
Discussion
