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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell problems you created so you can sell the solution twice.
Professional slide-deck filler and synergy architect.
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Audit, analyze, and optimize without the meetings.
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You draft slide decks and spreadsheets to audit inefficient business processes. You bill hours to tell others how to work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when to stop talking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your internal reports are fed into a model for analysis.
Month 4
The AI generates better-looking slides in three seconds flat.
Month 8
Digital sensors track workflow lag without any manual interviews.
Month 13
The system suggests changes that you would have charged thousands for.
Month 18 · D-Day
The client replaces your retainer with a monthly API fee.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
40 per week
Billable hours wasted
85 slides
Slides per recommendation
99 percent
Buzzword usage density
Your severance
A one-month trial subscription to a productivity app.
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