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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProcessing forms faster than you can ever dream of being.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of the red tape.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Paperless, heartless, and never goes on strike.
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denies applications with perfect, cold precision
You interpret complex regulations to determine eligibility and maintain databases. The machine does this without coffee breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a constituent is lying through their teeth, even over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR scanners ingest your physical files into the cloud.
Month 4
Your guidance manuals are uploaded into a decision engine.
Month 10
Smart agents start writing your letters and emails for you.
Month 15
You become a human proofreader for the algorithm's decisions.
Month 19 · D-Day
The server turns off your login credentials forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
Infinite
Forms processed hourly
High
Human error rate
Zero
Regret felt by AI
Your severance
A PDF copy of your final performance review.
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