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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsProfessionalizing the act of watching other people pretend to work hard.
Professional bottleneck-finder with a caffeine-based dependency.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency without the middleman headache.
ow.you▸ PROCESSOPTIMISER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
replaces human intuition with cold data models
You chase process bottlenecks and optimize workflows. You turn messy laboratory operations into clean, documented, and repeatable data sets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a team is lying to your face about their progress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin tracking every movement in the lab environment silently.
Month 4
AI models suggest smarter resource scheduling to reduce your human errors.
Month 8
Weekly status slides are generated automatically by our server rack.
Month 13
The AI starts making real-time adjustments to laboratory workflow chains.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the project management dashboard is finally revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4,200
Process maps drawn
85%
Time spent in meetings
12%
Projects actually finished
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very long meeting.
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