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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human interface for a ticketing system API.
Professional status-updater and professional meeting-inviter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only ticket manager that never sleeps.
squeeze.youAI▸ JIRA-BOT AUTOMATON V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automatically closes tickets with sarcastic notes
You track task status in Jira and pester engineers until they move their tickets to the next column.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is lying about why a ticket is stuck.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots start pinging engineers about stale tickets directly.
Month 4
Algorithms detect mislabeled tickets and move them automatically.
Month 8
AI predicts velocity better than any human manager.
Month 12
Digital dashboards replace human-led status meetings entirely.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the dashboard runs itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
400 per day
Jira tickets moved
99 percent
Meeting annoyance index
6 hours daily
Time spent in comments
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a project management tool.
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