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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsModeling the inevitable decline of your own career path, one spreadsheet iteration.
Professional spreadsheet architect of national inefficiency.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising governance through high-velocity data crunching
split.youAI▸ POLICYSIM ENGINE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects systemic impact before policies are signed
You transform messy policy inputs into abstract mathematical models to guide bureaucratic decision-making. You live in Python, R, and internal government datasets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused minister why the model predicted a riot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts ingest and normalize dirty government data automatically.
Month 5
Standardized models replace your custom-built simulation logic.
Month 10
Static PDF reports are swapped for interactive, real-time dashboards.
Month 16
AI models suggest optimal parameters based on historical outcomes.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system runs without you and nobody notices the difference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
1.2 billion
Spreadsheet rows processed
4.2 percent
Human error margin
3,000/sec
Policy scenarios simulated
Your severance
A decommissioned slide deck and a train voucher.
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