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Your job has an expiration date
August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYour calendar invites are just long-form data waiting to be deleted.
Paper-pusher extraordinaire, king of the shared Google Drive.
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oof.youAI▸ ADMINBOT NEXUS V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire inbox with one click
You shuffle meeting invites and process HR paperwork that a script can handle in milliseconds without needing coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which manager is lying about their travel expenses.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An AI agent syncs all calendars and deletes your manual invites.
Week 9
Payroll software connects directly to the bank to bypass your entry.
Month 4
Booking tools handle all flights and hotels without your manual input.
Month 7
Optical scanners and classification AI organize your physical files instantly.
Month 10 · D-Day
The office environment is now fully self-managed by the system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
200 hours/year
Time spent finding meeting rooms
0.00001 humans
HR forms processed per minute
Zero
Coffee breaks surviving transition
Your severance
A PDF certificate of your past existence.
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