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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou optimize processes that machines will ignore by simply working faster.
Professional cat-herder of corporate initiatives and slide decks
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning chaos into spreadsheets without the human
stretchy.youAI▸ OPSCORE INSIGHT ENGINE 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates performance reports in nanoseconds
You track team metrics and force initiatives onto people who would rather just do their actual jobs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is about to quit before the data shows it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map the movement of every team member during events.
Month 4
The AI generates all your weekly slide decks automatically.
Month 8
Software assigns tasks directly to staff instead of through you.
Month 11
Smart portals force compliance so human oversight is redundant.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your login is permanently disabled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
12 weekly
Meetings you facilitate
88 percent
Initiatives ignored by staff
16 hours
Time spent in slides
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a productivity app.
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