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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning your vague business intuition into a billable spreadsheet nightmare.
High-level strategist with a penchant for expensive airport coffee.
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Turning gut feelings into hard binary facts.
brr.you▸ STRATEGYMATRIX V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates infinite decks from one buzzword
You draft slide decks to explain why clients are failing while ignoring your own firm's internal inefficiencies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
The AI scans your client PDFs to identify recurring patterns.
Month 6
Automated software generates high-end slide decks without human input.
Month 11
Video agents offer strategic advice during client video calls.
Month 17
Real-time analytics replace the need for your periodic reviews.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the firm's slide software is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
14 hours/week
Billable hours wasted in transit
92 percent
Slides containing zero actual data
100 percent
Meetings that could be email
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our slide deck templates.
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