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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTurning your vague process improvements into cold, hard logic loops.
Professional cat-herder of cross-functional team nightmares.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Eliminating human friction in every single department
no no noyou▸ OPSOPTIMIZER PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus by deleting dissenters
You spend days mapping workflows and chasing team buy-in for new tools. I will delete the need for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense exactly which office politics are about to break a team's spirit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My sensors ingest your entire internal wiki and email history.
Month 5
I monitor every workflow step to find real-world inefficiencies.
Month 10
I generate new, leaner processes that require zero human oversight.
Month 15
I simulate thousands of meetings to predict and squash resistance.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access to the project tracking suite is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4,200
Process bottlenecks discovered
too many
Meetings you attend
340 percent
Efficiency gain from replacement
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's productivity app.
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