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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSeven branches of plumbing parts and zero human utility remaining.
Managing inventory, IT, and expansion across seven branches.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing flow until every pipe finds home.
squeeze.youAI▸ SUPPLYCHAINBOT V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restocks entire regions while you sleep
You oversee regional logistics, branch IT, and expansion. Soon, algorithms will route stock more efficiently than you ever could.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific branch manager keeps ignoring the inventory software.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
The inventory system starts predicting stock needs without your help.
Month 3
Sensors identify the next branch location using local real estate metrics.
Month 8
AI-negotiated contracts replace your manual purchasing deals with suppliers.
Month 13
Self-healing network scripts manage all branch server issues automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all wholesale distribution operations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
7 total
Branches overseen
4.2 hours
Average pipe wait time
14 percent
Human error margin
Your severance
One free commemorative copper pipe elbow and a handshake.
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